The Federation of The police state is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.962 billion police stateans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Justice City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient police statean economy, worth an astonishing 16,129 trillion Law Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 538,340 Law Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The police state's national animal is the Wedge Tail Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the Commander.

The police state is ranked 6,773^rd in the world and 280^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,008.13 on the Gilded Widget Scale.